Coming in 2006!
The First Annual
Worthless Wife
Contest

Send us your account of the absolutely worst husband you have encountered or heard about. The story must be true. Sort of.

Vile husbands come in all shapes and sizes. The species we’re hunting here is that subtle miscreant whose behaviors haven’t landed him in jail or divorce court. Nevertheless, he’s the sort of chap who inspires observers to fantasize longingly about an unfortunate bus accident, a humiliating demotion, or even the heart-break of psoriasis. He is the kind of guy you love to hate.  

Contest Rules

No real names, please. 

Submissions must be between 1 and 3 pages (750 words maximum).

Stories (or essays)  must be true, or must make us believe they’re true.

A winner will be announced in each of the following categories: Comedy, Psychodrama, Theatre of the Absurd.

Winning essays will be published on this website December 1st, 2005, and circulated via blogs and e-mail subscriptions to throngs of readers eager to discover just how much worse they could have it when it comes to romantic entanglements. 

Winners will receive a signed first-edition of DIANA LIVELY IS FALLING DOWN, publication credit, a static-cling rear window decal, and the eternal admiration of throngs of gentle readers.